I can't decide which infraction I like better...

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	46
Your crime	Writing Sam/Dean non-con underage incest fic so sappy it gives your flist caveties.
Who reported you	dracos_army
Your fate	You discover fresh air, real life, and true love.

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	14
Your crime	Posting all that damn porn!
Who reported you	oldblackbird
Your fate	Psychotic break caused by loss of posting access.

It's hard to believe that I've been on LJ in one way or another for almost 6 years ...