Let me tell you about the birds and the bees...

[mythologian]

So last week it was the 3in long double ended mating cockroaches the ran in front of my car as I pulled into the driveway (unfortunately I missed running over them so they escaped). Tonight it's the double-layered mating spiders on the wall next to my computer.

I know it's that time of the year, but seriously can't they do the nasty somewhere I don't see it?